From nudist neighbors to foul-mouthed mothers: the greatest TV characters you never actually see on screen.

From nudist neighbors to foul-mouthed mothers: the greatest TV characters you never actually see on screen.

When you think of television characters, you probably remember the ones you can actually see. But that overlooks a small yet powerful group: the characters who remain firmly offscreen. For decades—mostly in comedies, with a few dramatic exceptions—these invisible figures have more than earned their place, and they deserve recognition. Here are the 10 best characters whose faces you’ve never actually seen.

10. Ugly Naked Guy, Friends
Ugly Naked Guy (formerly Cute Naked Guy) was a nudist who lived across the street from Monica and Rachel. He never closed his curtains and slept in a hammock by the window. At one point, the gang thought he had died and tried to poke him with a long-range device made of chopsticks. He ranks low here because he was seen on camera three times during Friends, but only from behind. Fans long speculated about the actor playing him; an internet sleuth eventually identified him as Jon Haugen.

9. Erica, BoJack Horseman
Nobody knows what Erica looks like, how she dresses, or even what species she is. Yet across six seasons, she was constantly mentioned, mostly by Mr. Peanutbutter. We piece together details from his exclamations, such as: “Erica! How are you looking so beautiful? I’m furious!”; “Erica! Is that you? Who let you out of the burn ward?”; and “Erica! What are you doing here with a child-sized coffin?”

8. The Prime Ministers, The Thick of It
We never meet the men running the country in The Thick of It—the looming figures behind much of the chaos. But we learn enough to guess their traits. The first is a legacy-obsessed Tony Blair type; the second is a Gordon Brown stand-in whose followers are called “nutters”; and the third is a posh Conservative coalition leader who remains in power when the series ends, four years before he presumably invents Brexit.

7. Vera Peterson, Cheers
Almost everything we know about Norm’s wife comes from his (often insulting) descriptions. Yet Cheers never let this turn into outright hostility; when it mattered, Norm showed he and Vera were in love. Fun fact: Vera appeared on screen once, but her face was hidden by a thrown pie. Another: her occasional voice was provided by George Wendt’s real-life wife, Bernadette Birkett.

6. Carol, I’m Alan Partridge
In contrast, there was no love lost between Alan Partridge and his ex-wife, whom he met in a Norfolk café in the 1970s and who left him for a fitness instructor. She stayed on his mind, especially in I’m Alan Partridge, where he drunkenly calls her to mock the sluggish acceleration of her new lover’s Renault Mégane.

5. Bob Sacamano, Seinfeld
Bob Sacamano is Kramer’s unseen neighbor, whom he talks about constantly. He made a fortune by inventing the idea of attaching balls to tennis rackets with elastic bands, but now works at a condom factory. His synapses are so large he’s immune to electroshock therapy, he has a high voice after a botched hernia operation, and he once had rabies. You get the idea.

4. Sheridan Bucket, Keeping Up Appearances
The love of Hyacinth’s life, her son Sheridan is the only member of the family who seems to escape her clutches. He’s rarely seen but often mentioned, usually in hushed, proud tones by Hyacinth, who portrays him as a sensitive, artistic soul—much to the annoyance of her long-suffering husband, Richard.The Bucket family lives up to Hyacinth’s lofty social ideals. Her son attends university (“the Poly”), though it’s revealed he dropped maths to study tapestry design and advanced needlework. With fine taste, he goes on extravagant holidays and wears silk pyjamas. He lives with his best friend, Tarquin. He is the apple of Hyacinth’s eye, although he only contacts her when he needs money.

3. Mrs. Columbo, Columbo
For most of the series, Mrs. Columbo existed only through her husband’s descriptions (“She has a proverb for every situation”; “Well, my wife says I’m second-best, but she claims there are eighty fellas tied for first”; “She’s mad at everyone”), making her as beloved as Columbo himself. However, she only makes this list if we ignore the short-lived NBC series Mrs. Columbo, where Kate Mulgrew played her as an intrepid crime-fighting reporter from 1979–80. It’s probably best that we do.

2. Sue Mucklowe, This Country
This Country’s greatest character was heard—loudly—but never seen. Voiced by Daisy May Cooper, Sue only made herself known through the angry nonsense she shouted at her daughter from her upstairs bedroom. “You know what would be a random act of kindness? You wiping your arse properly so I don’t have to spoon shite out of your knickers every time I do a bloody wash!” she screamed in one episode.

1. Maris Crane, Frasier
The gold standard of unseen television characters, Maris has been described so thoroughly—often by her unhappy husband, Niles—that it often feels like you know her. She is said to be 4’10”, has an aversion to food, and lacks skin pigmentation. She comes from a wealthy family but is wan and tires easily. She has many allergies and cannot produce her own saliva. The last anyone heard, she was hiding on a private island after killing her boyfriend in self-defense. What a woman.

Frequently Asked Questions
Of course Here is a list of FAQs about unseen TV characters designed to cover the basics and some deeper insights

FAQs About Unseen TV Characters

Beginner Definition Questions

1 What exactly is an unseen character on TV
An unseen character is someone who is frequently talked about influences the plot and is central to the shows world but whose face is never shown to the audience

2 Whats the point of having a character you never see
It sparks the audiences imagination creates running jokes saves on casting and allows the show to build a mythos around someone who might be too outrageous or expensive to depict realistically

3 Are they the same as a voiceonly character
Not exactly A true unseen character has no visual or vocal presence Characters like Charlie on Charlies Angels or Maris on Frasier are classic examples

Common Examples Recognition

4 Can you give me some famous examples
Absolutely Some of the most famous include
Maris Crane Frasiers snobbish frail and utterly bizarre exwife
Vera Peterson Norms perpetually offscreen wife who was the butt of many jokes until she was shown in the finale
The Ugly Naked Guy The unseen neighbor across the street who provided constant visual gags
Bob Sacamano Lomez Two of Kramers countless friends with bizarre lives who we only hear about

5 Who is the foulmouthed mother mentioned
Thats likely Mrs Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory Howards mother was a loud overbearing and hilariously crude voice heard only from another room becoming a beloved character without ever being seen

Creative Practical Aspects

6 How do writers make an unseen character feel real
Through detailed descriptions from other characters the reactions they provoke and the tangible effects they have on the plot