'Yan shekaru da suka wuce, an sami ɗan tashin hankali lokacin da wasu masana kimiyya na Amurka suka haifi nau'in "hamsters" da aka gyara ta hanyar kwayoyin halitta tare da cire sinadarin da ke haifar da fushi. Manufar ita ce cimma ɗaya daga cikin burin tarihi na ɗan adam: mafarkin samun hamster mai sauƙin hali.
Abin takaici, akasin haka ya faru. Abin da masana kimiyya suka ƙirƙira shi ne nau'in hamsters masu matuƙar fushi. Kafofin watsa labarai sun ɗan yi wa lakabi da "Mutant Rage Monsters." Amma kimiyya koyaushe tana da zurfi fiye da haka. Bai kamata mu sanya hamsters masu fushi a cikin akwati ba, ko da a zahiri muna saka hamsters masu fushi a cikin akwati. Nazarin da ya daɗe ya nuna sakamako mabanbanta. Hamsters masu ba'a. Hamsters masu riƙe da ɓacin rai. Hamsters da ke yin shiru a cikin dogon tafiye-tafiye na mota. Har ma da wani rukuni na hamsters masu ɓacin rai, waɗanda, da gaske, suna da lafiya da wannan. Kusan abin da suke tsammani daga gare ku, ko ta yaya.
A ƙarshe, masana kimiyya sun kammala cewa fushi wani amsa ne mai rikitarwa, cewa fahimtarsa yana buƙatar nazari mai faɗi, kuma watakila su daina wasa da hamsters masu fushi su ɗauki wannan aikin sanya lipstick a kan moles. Amma sun yi daidai game da fushi. Abu ne mai ban mamaki, mai kawuna da yawa, tare da tushen da ba a iya gano shi cikin sauƙi. Kuma a wannan lokacin, Arsenal sun riga sun shiga ɗakin, a gefen hangen nesa, mafi amintaccen tushen fushi a ƙwallon ƙafa ta Ingila a yanzu.
Me yasa mutane suke ƙin Arsenal haka? Tambaya ce da ta cancanci a yi. Za a iya yanke shawarar taken gasar a ranar Talata. Me yasa tafiya zuwa wannan matsayi za a bayyana ta da damuwa da ɓacin rai? Me yasa, idan ya zo ga Arsenal, dukanmu muke zama hamsters masu fushi da ke ƙoƙarin tserewa?
Mafarin bayyananne shine: shin mutane da gaske suna ƙin Arsenal? Amsar ita ce e, suna ƙi. Wani bincike na kwanan nan kan kafofin sada zumunta ya kammala cewa magoya bayan Arsenal sune mafi ƙi a Premier League. Har ma Mikel Arteta yana sa mutane su shiga cikin fushi, daga dabarun sarrafa shi marasa ban mamaki, zuwa maganganun jama'a marasa daɗi, zuwa bayyanarsa mai zafi a gefen filin wasa a cikin rigar baƙar fata da wando mai laushi, kamar mai kashe mutane mai tafiya a kan balaguron kamun kifi.
Makon da ya gabata, wani taron ESPN bayan wasa ya zama sananne a kafofin sada zumunta bayan mai gabatarwa ya ba da shawarar cewa sauran kociyoyin Champions League na iya son buga Arteta a fuska, yayin da masu tattaunawa suka yi ta karkata kai, kamar wannan ƙarshe ne mai ma'ana wanda ya cancanci bincike mai zurfi a kusa da teburin dabara mai haske.
A tsakanin magoya bayan abokan hamayya, ra'ayin ya daɗe yana cewa Arsenal su ne miyagu. Masu tsaka-tsaki ya kamata su so Manchester City su ci taken kuma Paris Saint-Germain su ci gasar Champions League, saboda wannan zai zama mafi tsabta, mafi kyau, mafi kyau ga ƙwallon ƙafa. Tabbas ra'ayi ne mai ban sha'awa, wanda ya rungumi yanayin wasan kwaikwayo na wasanni, yadda kyau, kyan gani, da tasirin halo ke mamaye komai. PSG na iya zama aikin farfaganda, mai lalata gasa, wanda ya dogara da dala biliyan 2 a cikin canji mara amfani da son rai na ikon ƙasa mai mulki. Amma eh, Désiré Doué yana da kyau sosai. Don haka yana da kyau.
Arsenal sun fi sauran dacewa da halin yanzu na ba da izini ga wasu nau'ikan taɓawa a bugun daga kai.
A gaskiya, Arsenal wani abu ne mai kyau na ƙwallon ƙafa na elite. Idan dole ne mu sami kulake masu arziƙi, wannan shine samfurin yadda ake yin shi. Ƙirƙiri kuɗin ku. Kada ku karkatar da dokokin kuɗi. Kada ku gudanar da basussuka da masu sha'awa masu duhu ke tallafawa. Kuma eh, filin wasa ana kiransa da sunan Emirates. Haka kuma, a'a, na gode, ba na son zuwa Rwanda. Amma a cikin iyakokin duniya mai ƙazanta da rikici, wannan watakila shine mafi kusancin da za mu samu ga babban kulob mai aiki.
Arsenal kuma suna da hujja ga wata babbar barazana ga ƙwallon ƙafa: tsarin soccertainment na Chelsea, tare da lalata al'adun wasanni da hanyoyin share gwaninta marasa hankali. Aƙalla, aikin ƙwallon ƙafa ne mai tsabta: haɓaka 'yan wasan ku, sanya Birtaniyya biyar a wasan kusa da na ƙarshe na Champions League, kuma ba wa matashin koci shekaru biyar don gina ƙungiya. Duk da haka, ana ɗaukar Arsenal sau da yawa a matsayin alamar duk abin da ba daidai ba game da wasan. Yana da daraja a yi ƙoƙarin fahimtar dalilin. Mafi sauƙin bayani shine cewa wannan amsa ce mai ma'ana ga yadda suke wasa—mai ban sha'awa da damuwa don kallo, wanda aka gina a kan tsaron ƙungiya da gefen bugun daga kai.
Akwai jin daɗi na halal cewa ƙwallon ƙafa, da rayuwa gabaɗaya, tana zama mai tsari fiye da kima, an raba ta zuwa matakai na bayanai, kamar ra'ayin Vorticist na yanayi inda siffofi masu halitta ke zama raka'a na ikon ɗan adam. Arsenal shine babban misalin wannan. Amma akwai kuma wani abu mai ban mamaki na gargajiya game da yin nasara da ƙarfi, game da cewa, "Wannan shine matakin tsaro da kuke buƙata don doke shi." Ya kamata ya zama mai wahala. Idan PSG ta ƙare ta wargaza mafi kyawun tsaron Turai da saurinsu da bugun da aka yi niyya, zai zama mai wahala kuma ya fi ma'ana ta wurin ƙarfin abokan hamayyarsu.
Bugu da ƙari, Arsenal ba sa yin magudi ta hanyar yin wasa haka. Sun fi sauran dacewa da halin yanzu na sassauci ga wasu nau'ikan taɓawa a bugun daga kai, kamar yadda ƙungiyar Arsenal ta Herbert Chapman ta amsa ga canjin dokar offside ta 1925. Dokokin za su sake canzawa, kuma kowa zai dace. A yanzu, wannan kawai kyakkyawan horo ne—neman hanyar da za a kai ga saman gasar tare da ɗan wasan gaba na asali da kuma tsaro mai kyau.
Amma sai, Arteta kuma matsala ce. Me yasa mutane suke fushi da shi haka? Mafi bayyananne, saboda yadda yake tsalle a kan TV, kusa da filin wasa, yana shiga hanyar jefa kwallo, yana tilasta kansa cikin wasan kwaikwayo. Amma kuma, yawanci yana ihu ga 'yan wasan sa ne. Ba ya zagi jami'ai ko yin abin Diego Simeone na sarrafa wasan. Mutum ne mai ƙarfi da ke ƙoƙarin neman gefe ga ƙungiyarsa. Kuma kada mu manta, yana fafatawa da mutanen da ake zargi da karya dokoki don samun maki masu mahimmanci. Shin wannan shine halin babban mugu?
Wani abu game da Arteta: ba shi da kyau. Akwai rashin jin daɗi mai zurfi a ƙoƙarinsa na sarrafa yanayi, don sarrafawa da tallata ra'ayin zama ƙungiya mai annashuwa, mai nishaɗi da gaske tana shirye. Arteta ya yi magana game da "kasancewa a wuta" da "shiga jirgin ruwan nishaɗi," wanda har yanzu yana tuno da mummunan tafiyar ruwa na giya tare da gungun masu binciken kamfanoni. Ya tilasta wa kare ya goyi bayan Arsenal. Ya yi nasarar sa Pep Guardiola ya zama mai annashuwa da tsaka-tsaki, yana yawo a cikin wandonsa na kore kamar uba a ranar wasanni. Amma shin wannan dalili ne na fushi?
Da ɗan fidda rai, kuna neman dalilai masu zurfi. Shin ƙin Arsenal yana da alaƙa da London, saboda mutane kuma suna ƙin London? Shin wannan abu ne na Brexit? Arsenal shine kulob mafi birni, mai kama da EU, mai tsakiya a London. Shin mutane suna ƙin su saboda haƙƙin tattalin arziki, saboda suna kusa da matsakaicin aji kuma suna ɗan girman kai, saboda suna kama da azaba da nasara? Amma idan haka ne, me yasa sauran magoya bayan London suma suke ƙin su, duk da cewa kowa yana ƙin sauran manyan kulake na London saboda dalilai masu girma, rikici, da zubar da kuɗi?
Ko watakila ba fushi ba ne da gaske, amma gajiya da wasan kwaikwayo, fushi da mutumin da ke tsalle da kuma sassan masu sha'awar kan layi masu taɓawa. Ko ta yaya, 'yan kwanaki masu zuwa suna da sakamako. Idan Arsenal ba za su iya doke Burnley da aka sake su ba da kuma ƙungiyar Crystal Palace da ke wasa a cikin wayfarers da wando mai ɗaure, to ba su cancanci lashe gasar ba. Amma har yanzu akwai damar cewa kakar tana ginawa zuwa babban rashin nasara da aka yi alkawari, hamsters suna juyawa, farin cikin hamster, abinci mai yawa na schadenfreude.
A ƙarshe, yana da wuya a guje wa mafi sauƙin ƙarshe: mutane suna son ƙin abubuwa a yanzu. Dole ne a cika sararin abun ciki. Cibiyoyin sadarwa na dijital da muryoyin da muke ji ta gare su an tsara su don nemo, lada, da ƙara fushi. Wani bincike na kwanan nan game da rayuwar teku ya gano cewa har ma da whales yanzu dole ne su yi ihu a ƙarƙashin ruwa saboda ayyukan ɗan adam ya sa teku ta yi surutu. Wannan mu ne. Muna kamar hamsters a kan dabaran. Muna kamar whales suna ihu da fushi. Duk abin da muke buƙata shine wurin taro, manufa, inda za mu kai wannan kuzari.
**Tambayoyin da Aka Yi Yawa**
Anan akwai jerin tambayoyin da aka yi yawa bisa labarin Shin mutane da gaske suna ƙin Arsenal? E, suna ƙi. Babbar tambaya ita ce me yasa na Barney Ronay
1. Wanene Barney Ronay?
Shi ɗan jarida ne na wasanni na The Guardian wanda aka sani da rubuce-rubucensa masu kaifi, masu wayo, kuma sau da yawa masu tayar da hankali game da ƙwallon ƙafa.
2. Shin labarin ya ce kowa yana ƙin Arsenal?
A'a. Yana jayayya cewa adadi mai yawa na magoya bayan ƙwallon ƙafa ba sa son Arsenal, amma ba kowa ba. Labarin ya mayar da hankali kan bayyana dalilin da yasa wannan ƙin ya wanzu.
3. Menene babban dalilin da yasa mutane ke ƙin Arsenal bisa ga labarin?
Babban dalili shi ne jin haƙƙi da girman kai. Labarin ya ba da shawarar cewa magoya bayan Arsenal sau da yawa suna ganin kulob ɗinsu ya fi tsabta, kyau, ko mahimmanci a tarihi fiye da sauran, wanda ke fusata magoya bayan abokan hamayya.
4. Shin kawai game da girman kai na magoya bayan Arsenal ne?
Wani ɓangare, amma labarin ya zurfafa. Yana haɗa ƙin da ainihin kulob ɗin a ƙarƙashin Arsène Wenger, zamanin Invincibles, ƙwallon ƙafa mai kyau, da ƙaura zuwa filin wasa na Emirates, wanda wasu ke gani a matsayin rabuwa da tushen aji na ma'aikata.
5. Shin labarin ya ambaci wasu abubuwan da suka faru da ke ƙara ƙin?
E. Yana ambaton sanannen Yaƙin Old Trafford na 2003 da kwatancen da ake yi tsakanin ƙwallon ƙafa mai tsabta ta Arsenal da salon wasan abokan hamayya kamar Chelsea ko Manchester United.
6. Shin ƙin yana da alaƙa da ƙwallon ƙafa ko wani abu dabam?
Labarin yana jayayya cewa yana da haɗin kai. A bayyane, yana da alaƙa da salon wasa. Amma a ƙarƙashinsa, yana da alaƙa da aji da ainihi da kuma hoton kulob ɗin a matsayin madadin falsafa ga sauran manyan kulake.
7. Shin labarin ya ba da wata shawara mai amfani ga magoya bayan Arsenal?
Ba kai tsaye ba. Nazarin al'adu ne. Amma shawarar da ke tattare da ita ita ce fahimtar cewa ƙin sau da yawa yana da tushe a martani ga labarin da Arsenal ke ba da kanta, ba kawai sakamakon ƙungiyar ba.
8. Shin wannan sabon abu ne ko kuma an taɓa ƙin Arsenal?
Labarin ya nuna cewa nau'in ƙin na zamani yana da alaƙa da zamanin Wenger da canjin kulob ɗin zuwa babban kulob na duniya.
