Lokacin da na tuna hutuna na bazara na samartaka, ina tuna cewa na kwashe sa'o'i ina kallon America's Next Top Model, ina sukar kowace 'yar takara tare da 'yar'uwata. Shirin da na fi so koyaushe shine na gyaran gashi: 'yan mata suna kuka yayin da ake yanke gashin kansu gajere ko ma a aske gaba daya. A wancan lokacin, Tyra Banks ta zama kamar babbar 'yar'uwa, tana ba 'yan takara ƙauna mai tauri da za su buƙaci su tsira a cikin masana'antar gasa mai tsanani. Yanzu, ina ganin abubuwa daban.
Ban kalli shirin ba tun ina karama, amma kamar sauran mutane da yawa, kwanan nan na kalli shirin Netflix mai kyau, Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model. Abu ne mai ban mamaki, sake kallon shirye-shiryen da ban gani ba fiye da shekaru ashirin. A wasu lokuta, ina jin kamar an mayar da ni baya cikin lokaci. Ta yaya ba zan sami al'amuran samfuran da suka suma saboda yunwa abin ban tsoro ba? Na yi mamakin wane tasiri kallon shirin da ke yaba rashin cin abinci ya yi a kan tunanina. Ina tsammanin yana da tasiri. Ina tsammanin tabon da ya rage yana nan har yanzu. Ba zan iya kallon America's Next Top Model ba kuma, kuma ba na so. Abin ban mamaki, yanzu ya yi muni sosai.
The Apprentice
A gaskiya, shin akwai wani shiri a tarihin talabijin da ya fi The Apprentice muni a cikin gadonsa? Babban laifi a fili shine na Amurka na asali, saboda yadda ya halatta Donald Trump, amma nau'in Biritaniya ma ba ya tserewa zargi. Dangane da dabi'u, yana inganta irin wautar da ya kamata a jefar da ita bayan rikicin kuɗi: son kai na gasa da kwaɗayi marar iyaka a kowane farashi. Ya kuma fitar da wawa daya bayan daya cikin duniyar watsa labarai. Bugu da ƙari, ba ma jin daɗin kallo. Me yasa mutane har yanzu suna neman wannan rikici? Me yasa har yanzu muke kallo? Ba zan iya yarda cewa na ji daɗin wannan shirin ba.
Good Omens
Akwai 'yan abubuwa da ke ba ni farin ciki mai sauƙi fiye da rubutun Terry Pratchett. A farkon samartaka na, na kamu da shi gaba daya – har sai lokacin, ban san littattafai za su iya zama masu wauta ba, ko kuma masu zurfin ma'ana, yayin da suka ƙunshi orangutan mai sihiri. Na kwashe shekaru ina komawa gare shi duk lokacin da na buƙaci wani abu da zai sa ni yin murmushi. Don haka lokacin da Prime Video ta fito da daidaitawar Pratchett da Neil Gaiman na Good Omens, na yi farin ciki sosai. Bayan shekaru na daidaitawar talabijin marasa kyau waɗanda suka kasa ɗaukar yadda rubutun Pratchett ya daidaita wauta da manyan lokutan ban mamaki, a ƙarshe sun yi daidai. Kyakkyawan dangantakar David Tennant da Michael Sheen! Gaiman ya tsaya ga littafin! Abubuwan musamman waɗanda ba su da kyau! Shekaru da yawa, talabijin ne da na ƙaunata. Wato, har sai Gaiman ya shiga cikin zarge-zargen cin zarafi na jima'i, wanda ya musanta. Ban ma kalli ƙarshen ba. Wannan ya kasance talabijin da ke kai ni wurin farin ciki na. Yanzu, ba haka ba.
The Office
Da farko: har yanzu ina ɗaukan The Office a matsayin ƙwararren aiki. A matsayin satire na talabijin na gaskiya, a matsayin nazarin hali, a matsayin hoto mai kaifi na Biritaniya a ƙarshen karni, har yanzu ba a sami irinsa ba. Kuma wannan shine dalilin da ya sa yake da wuya a ji daɗinsa bayan kwata na karni: yana sake ƙirƙirar maganganun jinsi na wancan lokacin da daidaiton abin naushi da yake kawowa ga komai. Misogyny na nudge-nudge na iya zama mai sauƙi idan aka kwatanta da manosphere na yanar gizo na yau, amma sake duba shirin a 2026 yana tunatar da ku lokacin da baƙar magana game da mata masu ban gajiya amma har yanzu masu barazana suka kasance wani ɓangare na rayuwar yau da kullum. The Office koyaushe yana da rashin jin daɗi – cikakken wasan kwaikwayo ne na kunya – amma yanzu yana da matukar damuwa. Wannan ba lallai ba ne abu mara kyau: mafi kyawun fasaha ba ta taɓa ɓacewa cikin kwanciyar hankali mai ban sha'awa ba. Duk da haka, sake kallo ɗaya ya kamata ya warkar da yawancin cututtukan Y2K nostalgia. Rachel Aroesti
Married at First Sight
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
Matsala mai girma … Brook a cikin Married at First Sight: Australia. Hoton: Geoff Magee Photography/Nine/ Seven.One Studios
Ina neman ɗan hutu mai sauƙi a lokacin kulle-kulle na 2020, na fara kallon Married at First Sight Australia. Manufar shirin talabijin na gaskiya ita ce: ma'aurata masana suna daidaita su kuma suna saduwa da farko a bagaden. Bayan sun ɗaura aure, suna tafiya hutun amarci, sannan su zauna tare. A duk tsawon "gwaji," kamar yadda ake kira, ƙungiyar tana saduwa kowane mako don abincin dare da "bikin sadaukarwa," inda kowane ma'aurata ke tattauna yadda abubuwa ke tafiya tare da masana kuma su yanke shawara ko suna so su tsaya ko su tafi. Daga hasken da ke tashi tsakanin ma'aurata zuwa gardama masu ban mamaki a abincin dare, yana sa talabijin na gaskiya mai jan hankali. Amma a farkon wannan shekara, binciken BBC Panorama a cikin Mafs UK ya nuna cewa an yi zarge-zargen fyade da cin zarafi na jima'i a shirin, inda aka ji labarai masu matukar damuwa daga mata uku. A halin yanzu, mata masu shiga a Mafs Australia sun yi magana game da tsarin tantancewa, suna tambayar me yasa aka ba da damar maza masu zarge-zargen tashin hankalin gida da cin zarafi su shiga. Wani misali ne na gazawar kariya a talabijin na gaskiya, kuma sanin abin da ke faruwa a bayan fage, babu yadda za a yi in kalli shi yanzu. Isabelle Aron
This Life
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
'Ba za a sake ba!' … Daniela Nardini a matsayin Anna, Amita Dhiri a matsayin Milly, Andrew Lincoln a matsayin Egg, Jack Davenport a matsayin Miles da Ramon Tikaram a matsayin Ferdy a cikin This Life. Hoton: BBC
Ina da shekaru 17 lokacin da This Life ya zo a kan allonmu, duk siket masu gajere, Marlboro Lights, da jima'i mai tsauri. Shekaru masu wauta sosai, ya kamata in tunatar da kaina, lokacin da na kuma yi imani da wando na kaya da New Labour. Allah ya san me yasa na yi tunanin shirin Amy Jenkins mai mahimmanci zai tsufa da kyau yayin da 1990s ba su yi ba. Duk da haka, na zuba wa kaina (misali) pint na Stella kuma na shirya don sake kallo na nostalgia. Shin har yanzu zan so Egg? Kuma in so zama Anna? (A'a, kuma Allah na, ni ɗan adam ne kawai.) Na yi nasarar kusan uku kafin in mutu da sexism na yau da kullum, homophobia, da gajiya. Ba za a sake ba. Chitra Ramaswamy
I'm a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
Sabon tukunyar witchetty grubs … Nigel Farage a kan I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! Hoton: ITV/Shutterstock
Don bayyana, koyaushe jin daɗin laifi ne kawai. Amma shekaru da yawa, na sami I'm a Celebrity mai jin daɗi marar tunani a matsayin hutu na kasadar da ba a sani ba da kuma al'adar hazing mai cike da schadenfreude na Z-lister. Ant da Dec suna ba'a mai laushi amma mai nuni ga mahalarta: yana jin kamar duk muna cikin wasan. Komai ya canza a 2023, lokacin da Nigel Farage ya shiga. Ba zato ba tsammani, ba'a ta kasance a kan mu. Manyan mutanen siyasa sun kasance masu iya jurewa. Farage, duk da haka, ya zama kamar wani tukunyar witchetty grubs daban: mutum mai guba, yana cin gajiyar munanan dabi'un masu jefa ƙuri'a kuma ana ba shi damar gyara hotonsa a lokacin firamare. A fili, ba zan kalli wannan ba – kuma ban taɓa sake ba. Abin farin ciki, The Celebrity Traitors ya zo yanzu, yana ba da sigar da ta fi dacewa ta wauta ta shahararrun mutane bisa ƙalubale. Phil Harrison
ƙetare zuwa labarin wasiƙar
Wasiƙar kyauta | Mako-mako
Yi rajista zuwa What's On
Sami mafi kyawun sake dubawa na talabijin, labarai, da fasali a cikin akwatin wasiƙar ku kowace Litinin
Shigar da imel ɗin ku Yi rajista
bayan labarin wasiƙar
The Great British Bake Off
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
An lalata shi kamar kek da aka bari a cikin ruwan sama … Sue Perkins da Mel Giedroyc a kan The Great British Bake Off. Hoton: Des Willie/BBC/Love Productions
Bake Off ya lalace a gare ni kamar kek da aka bari a cikin ruwan sama lokacin da Channel 4 ta sayi haƙƙin shirin daga BBC da mamaki. Bayan jerin shirye-shirye bakwai marasa talla a BBC, tattaunawar kan farashin samarwa ya sa gasar yin burodi ta ƙaura zuwa gida uku. A matsayin nuna goyon baya, masu gabatarwa Mel Giedroyc da Sue Perkins – tare da ƙwararriyar kek Mary Berry – sun yanke shawarar ba su bi shirin mai nasara ba. Ƙwararren burodi Paul Hollywood, duk da haka, ya tsaya, kuma sabbin ƴan wasa sun jure da halinsa mai tsauri da musafaha na sa hannu tun daga lokacin. Ba ni ba, duk da haka. Cin amana ya bar ɗanɗano mara kyau a bakina ga wannan yanayin bikin ƙauye mai jin daɗi. Ƙaƙƙarfan ɓangaren kasuwanci ya ci karo da kyakkyawan hoton Biritaniya na shirin. Ya koya mini cewa wani lokaci, a ƙarƙashin yadudduka na 'ya'yan itace masu ɗanɛano da pastry mai laushi, akwai gindi mai laushi yana jira. George Francis Lee
Entourage
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
'Mummunan namiji – shirin talabijin' … Adrian Grenier, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Connolly, Jeremy Piven da Kevin Dillon a cikin Entourage. Hoton: Cinematic/Alamy
Namiji Sex and the City ya kasance mai daɗi na ɗan lokaci a cikin 2000s, amma Entourage ya tsufa sosai. Dangane da rayuwar babban furodusa Mark Wahlberg, ya bi tauraron fim da ƙungiyar masu bin sa yayin da suke tafiya a Hollywood. Wannan ya ƙunshi bin mata a kusa da LA yayin da suke sha'awar motoci da kuɗi. Wakilin mai surutu Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) ɗan zalunci ne a wurin aiki wanda yadda yake bi da mataimakinsa Lloyd (Rex Lee) ya kasance na wariyar launin fata da kuma na luwadi. A cikin yanayi takwas da kuma wani fim ɗin da bai yi nasara ba, ya tafi daga satire na ciki zuwa fantasy na douche-bro. Na ga an kwatanta shi da kyau a kan layi a matsayin "mummunan namiji – shirin talabijin". Mahalicci Doug Ellin ya zargi HBO da binne shirin saboda "al'adun PC masu adalci". Kada mu rungume shi, a gaskiya. Michael Hogan
Euphoria
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
Fetish slop … Zendaya a matsayin Rue a cikin Euphoria. Hoton: HBO
Na ji rashin daidaituwa game da kallon kakar ƙarshe ta Euphoria. A gefe ɗaya, na kasance a shirye don farkawa ta ruhaniya ta Rue da kuma aikin Maddy a matsayin mataimakiyar wakilin hazaka wanda ke jujjuya idanu – kuma wa zai ƙi kallon Sydney Sweeney da Jacob Elordi suna aure? Amma ba ni kaɗai ba ne wanda ya rage masa kunya game da juyin Rue zuwa ɗan fashi na ƙwaya mai sha'awar jima'i, burin Cassie na cam-girl, da kuma gaskiyar cewa Kat (Barbie Ferreira) ba ta nan gaba daya. Ba rayuwar da na yi mafarki ba ce ga fitattun matasa na talabijin masu lalata – kuma maganganun kan layi da ke kiran Euphoria don misogyny na kallon namiji da kuma zamewa cikin "fetish slop" bai sa kallo ya fi jin daɗi ba. Na ji daɗin juyin Jules zuwa sugar baby? Abin baƙin ciki, a'a. Leah Harper
Coupling
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
'Kamar kallon sitcom da Nuts magazine ya rubuta' … Gina Bellman, Kate Isitt, Richard Coyle, Ben Miles, Jack Davenport da Sarah Alexander a cikin Coupling. Hoton: Bbc/Allstar
Lokacin da na fara kallon Coupling lokacin da aka fara shi a 2000, na yi tunanin wasan kwaikwayo ne mai ban dariya wanda ya kasance mai gaskiya game da saduwa, jima'i, da dangantaka. A lokacin sake kallo na kwanan nan, na kasa wucewa da hoton da ba shi da zurfi na yawancin mata – a cikin ƙungiyar abokai muna da Jane, mai sarrafa mutane, da Sally, wadda babban abin da take mayar da hankali a rayuwa shine guje wa wrinkles. Abin da na tuna a matsayin barkwanci mai kaifi a zahiri "barkwanci" na yara ne waɗanda ke kiran mata da suka ƙi a rabu da su a matsayin "unflushables" da kuma game da yadda samun tarin fina-finan batsa na abokinka idan ya mutu kyauta ne. Sannan akwai shirin inda aka bayyana cewa Patrick yana da kabad cike da kaset na jima'i bayan ya yi rikodin tsoffin ƙaunatattunsa ba tare da izininsu ba. Ya kasance kamar kallon sitcom da Nuts magazine ya rubuta, kuma yana da wariyar jinsi da rashin ban dariya kamar yadda hakan ke sauti. Ann Lee
House of Cards
Duba hoto a cikin cikakken allo
Ba za a iya kallo ba yanzu … Kevin Spacey a cikin House of Cards. Hoton: Netflix/Sportsphoto/Allstar
House of Cards bai yi aiki ba lokacin da ya yi ƙoƙarin ci gaba ba tare da Kevin Spacey a matsayin ɗan siyasa mai makirci Frank Underwood ba. Amma tare da fitar da Spacey yanzu, farkon yanayi ma ba za a iya kallo ba. Cewa mun so Frank lokacin da bai kamata ba, saboda ya kasance mai gaskiya a gare mu a cikin maganganunsa na gefe – kuma saboda, ya kasance ƙwararre a ƙarya da kisa, kuma wasu daga cikin waɗanda ya kashe sun cancanci hakan – ya kasance abin jin daɗi na musamman, hutu da aka hana daga ƙa'idodinmu na ɗabi'a. Zarge-zargen game da halin Spacey na sirri ya sa ba zai yiwu a ci gaba da yaudarar kanmu haka ba. Jack Seale
Tambayoyin da Aka Yi Yawa
Ga jerin tambayoyin da aka yi yawa game da al'amarin shirye-shiryen talabijin da suka lalace an rubuta su cikin yanayi na halitta kuma mai sauƙi
Tambayoyi na Gabaɗaya
1 Menene ma'anar lokacin da shirin talabijin ya lalace
Yana nufin shirin da kuka taɓa ƙauna ya zama nauyi don kallo Halayen ko labarun ko yanayin gaba ɗaya sun canza sosai har ba ya jin kamar wannan shirin ba kuma kun rasa sha'awar ci gaba da kallo
2 Shin al'ada ne a ji kusan laifi don rashin son shirin kuma
Gaba ɗaya al'ada ce Kun kashe sa'o'i na rayuwar ku da ƙarfin tunani a cikin waɗannan halaye Jin kamar kuna barin su na iya zama kamar cin amana amma a gaskiya alama ce cewa shirin ya daina girmama lokacinku
3 Me yasa shirye-shiryen da suka fara da kyau suka ƙare da muni
Haɗin abubuwa ne Marubutan asali na iya barin kuma sababbi su karɓi, cibiyar sadarwa na iya tilasta shirin ya shimfiɗa labarin da ya kamata ya ƙare, ko kuma marubuta kawai su ƙare da ra'ayoyi kuma su fara sake yin labarai Nasara kuma na iya sa mahalicci su ƙi yin kasada
4 Shin laifin shirin ne ko kuma ni ne
Yana iya zama ɗan duka Kai a matsayin mai kallo kana canzawa kuma kana girma a tsawon lokaci Shirin da kuka ƙauna a shekara 20 bazai yi tasiri a gare ku a shekara 30 ba Duk da haka, idan kun sake kallon tsoffin shirye-shirye kuma har yanzu kuna ƙaunarsu amma sababbin suna jin ba su da ƙarfi wannan alama ce mai ƙarfi cewa ingancin shirin ya faɗi ba ɗanɗanonku ba
5 Shin tsalle kan shark daidai yake da shirin da ya lalace
Tsalle kan shark wani lokaci ne na musamman wanda sau da yawa yana nuna ainihin lokacin da shirin ya fara faɗuwa Shirin da ya lalace shine tsawon lokaci mafi tsawo na faɗuwa wanda yawanci ke biye da wannan lokacin
Dalilin da Yadda Shirye-shiryen Marasa Kyau
6 Menene mafi yawan dalilan da shirin ke rasa sihirinsa
Babban laifin shine
