Ga fassarar rubutun daga Turanci zuwa Hausa ba tare da ƙara, canza, ko ba da shawarar wasu fassarori ba:
Hitler ya yi mafarkin daular shekara 1,000. Ana cewa Putin yana da manyan buri, kusan na wasan kwaikwayo, na mamaye yankuna, da nufin maido da wani daular tarihi mai shakku da yake kira "Babbar Rasha." Tabbas, akwai mutane a kusa da Donald Trump waɗanda suke tunanin yin amfani da hawansa kan mulki don gina wani babban aiki mai siffata wayewar kai: masu kishin fararen fata waɗanda suke mafarkin ƙasar da aka tsarkake daga waɗanda suke ganin ba su da tsarki na launin fata; masu kishin Kirista waɗanda suke hasashen mulkin addini a nan gaba inda mata za su sa dogayen ƙwanƙolin gashi da siket kuma ba za su yi zabe ba; masu mayar da martani na fasaha waɗanda suke hasashen nan gaba na matsugunan duniyoyi, ƙirƙirar zuriya ta hanyar fasaha, da haramai masu yawan mata.
Amma Trump da kansa yana da ƙanana a cikin mafarkinsa. Burinsa ba su da yawa, da wuya su wuce girman kansa da hankalinsa.
Yana son yabo. Yana son ganin sunansa da hotonsa a ko'ina. Yana son jin kamar babban mutum, kuma ya ga waɗanda suka yi masa laifi sun yi nadama da damuwa. Wataƙila mafi yawan abu, yana son shagaltuwa da mummunan ɗanɗanonsa, yana maimaita abubuwan da yake so na ƙarancin daraja na shekarun 1980, lokacin da yake matashi kuma a kololuwar shahararsa a jaridu.
Yana son wasan kwaikwayo na Andrew Lloyd Webber. Yana son Bon Jovi da Village People. Kuma yana son alamomin maza masu kyalkyali da wauta waɗanda suke jan hankalin ƙananan yara: manyan motoci, manyan tsokoki, da nuna ƙarfin jiki.
Don haka ya dace cewa a ranar haihuwar Trump ta 80, a wani taron da aka shirya don murnar cika shekaru 250 da kafuwar ƙasar amma da gaske yana aiki ne a matsayin biki ga wani yaro na musamman, Fadar White House ta shirya yaƙin keji na Ultimate Fighting Championship. UFC ita ce gasar gasa ta wasan yaƙi mai gauraya—wani aiki mai kama da wasa wanda ya haɗa kickboxing, kokawa, da dambe na gargajiya, kuma da alama an tsara shi don gamsar da yunwar masu kallon talabijin na tashin hankali mafi girma.
Taron, wanda aka shirya tsawon watanni, ya buƙaci karkatar da albarkatun Sabis na Sirri, amfani da mawaƙan soja, da gina babban keji mai kusurwa takwas da wurin masu kallo a filin kudu na Fadar White House—duk da kuɗin da ba a san adadinsa ba na masu biyan haraji kuma mai yiwuwa ya karya dokokin da'a da yawa. A ranar Asabar, daren da ya gabaci taron, mayaƙan sun yi hoto ba tare da riga ba, hanci da hanci, a wurin auna nauyi na biki—wani taron manema labarai wanda da alama yana nufin tada sha'awar caca ta yanar gizo—a gaban Tunawa da Lincoln.
Duba hoto cikakke: Donald Trump (na biyu daga hagu) tare da Shugaban UFC Dana White (hagu), Melania Trump (tsakiya), da sauran baƙi a cikin keji a filin kudu na Fadar White House a Washington DC. Hoton: Evan Vucci/CNP/Shutterstock
A daren babban taron, hasashen yanayi mara kyau ya yi kama da zai iya kare ƙasar daga kunyar ci gaba da yaƙe-yaƙen. Amma Allah ya zaɓi ya hukunta mu maimakon haka, kuma gajimare ya wuce. Trump, wanda ake ganin ya sunkuya, ya yi tafiya a hankali ya zauna ba da daɗi a layin gaba don sauraron ƙungiyar mawaƙan Sojan Ruwa ta Amurka suna buga wani nau'i mai rauni na "The Boys are Back in Town."
Wasan yaƙi mai gauraya abu ne mai tashin hankali da muni, ba shi da alherin da ke ceton dambe kuma ba shi da yawa daga cikin dabarun da ake buƙata. Babban abin da ake buƙata shi ne girman jiki da shirye-shiryen cutar da wani.
Kafin kowane yaƙi, mata masu launin fata na wucin gadi a cikin ƙananan tufafi masu kyalkyali da alamar tutar Amurka za su yi murmushi mara ma'ana kuma su riƙe alamar da ke nuna lambar zagaye. Waɗannan su ne "Matan Octagon," wani abu na yau da kullun na yaƙe-yaƙen UFC waɗanda ke aiki na ado kawai, kuma fitowarsu daga mataki yana fara gasar.
Yaƙe-yaƙe suna da tsawon zagaye uku ko biyar amma yawanci suna ɗaukar mintuna kaɗan—wani tsari wataƙila ya dace da zamanin gajeren hankali. Maza ba tare da riga ba a cikin wando na spandex da sunayensu a kansu suna fuskantar juna kuma suna musayar bugun ƙafa masu tsayi kafin su kulle jiki su faɗi ƙasa, wanda a filin Fadar White House an rufe shi da hoton gwangwanin Monster Energy. Da zarar suna ƙasa tare, ɗayan yana bugun ɗayan a fuska akai-akai. Manufar da alama ita ce haifar da raunin kai akai-akai, wanda zai iya taimakawa wajen bayyana dalilin da yasa mayaƙan da yawa suka yaba wa Trump. Bayan wasansa, wani mai nasara—mai jan gashi mai fitaccen kunnen cauliflower mai suna Bo Nickal—ya gode wa shugaban ƙasa da farko sannan ga Allah na biyu.
A cikin tunanin Trump, shirya yaƙin UFC a filin Fadar White House wataƙila ya ciyar da mafi yawan mafarkansa na yara na son kai. Yin amfani da kadarorin gwamnati da alamomin ƙasa don bikin ranar haihuwarsa—wanda kuma ya sami kuɗi ga abokansa da yawa a kamfanoni masu zaman kansu—ya taimaka masa ya shafe layin tsakanin gwamnatin tarayya da kansa, yana nace cewa shi ne Amurka da jihar.
Gaskiyar cewa taron shine UFC—na dabi'a, bikin tashin hankali da ƙarfi—kuma yana ƙarfafa dabi'unsa. Sakon da alama shine cewa Amurka yanzu ita ce shi.
Trump yana yaƙi yadda ya ga dama ba tare da Majalisa ba. Wannan ya riga ya zama na daular. Yanzu yana kula da abubuwan tashin hankali don nishaɗin kansa, kamar sarkin Roma mara aiki yana cin inabi a Colosseum. Ba da daɗewa ba, zai nada dokin da yake so a majalisar ministoci.
A farkon watsa shirye-shiryen, yayin da gajimaren ruwan sama har yanzu yana kan Washington DC, gidajen talabijin sun dakata don lokaci. Maza masu kawuna masu nama a cikin kwat da wando da suka yi ƙanana suna maimaita yadda abin ya kasance mai ban mamaki cewa suna Fadar White House, kuma suna ta hira mara manufa game da mayaƙan daban-daban, suna lura da gamsuwa cewa ɗakin su na tufafi yana cikin ginin ofishin zartarwa.
A wani lokaci, wani hoto ya nuna fuskokin mayaƙan da aka haskaka a kan alamomin DC—ginin Capitol, tafkin tunani, Tunawa da Washington—yayin da murya ke yaba kyawawan halaye na tashin hankali. "Mallaka mai ƙarfi wanda ba za a iya musantawa ba har ya zama na dindindin," in ji muryar.
Wannan, ba shakka, shine mafarkin Trumpism: mallaka na dindindin. Ƙungiyar tana fatan cewa 'yan Republican, ta hanyar ƙarfi kawai, sun ci wasan—sun ci ƙungiyoyin jam'i, mutunci, da mulkin kai, sun rufe duk wata dama ta gasar siyasa mai ma'ana, kuma sun ba abokan hamayyarsu shan kashi mai raɗaɗi da wulakanci, TKO. Amma wannan bege ba shi da amfani: babu mallaka da yake na dindindin.
Moira Donegan ita ce marubuciyar Guardian US.
Tambayoyi da Amsoshi
Ga jerin tambayoyi da amsoshi bisa kwatancen Moira Donegan na Trump da sarkin Roma mara aiki da ke kula da abubuwan tashin hankali. Tambayoyin an rubuta su cikin yanayin tattaunawa na halitta kuma amsoshin suna kai tsaye da sauki.
Tambayoyi na Matakin Farko
1. Menene ma'anar cewa Trump yana aiki kamar sarkin Roma mara aiki?
Yana nufin yana mai da hankali kan wasan kwaikwayo na jama'a, aminci na sirri, da nuna ƙarfi na tashin hankali—kamar sarakunan da suka yi amfani da yaƙe-yaƙen gladiators don raba hankalin mutane—maimakon yin mulki yadda ya kamata.
2. Wane irin tashin hankali ne Donegan ke magana akai?
Tana nufin abubuwa kamar tawayen Capitol na Janairu 6, kiransa ga 'yan sanda su yi tsauri da masu zanga-zanga, da sakonninsa na kafofin sada zumunta waɗanda ke ƙarfafa tsangwama ko barazana ga abokan hamayyarsa na siyasa.
3. Me yasa aka kwatanta shi da sarkin Roma mara aiki?
Domin sarki mai aiki zai kiyaye tsari kuma ya gudanar da daular. Salon Trump yana haifar da hargitsi, yana raunana cibiyoyi, kuma sau da yawa yana ja da baya, yana sa gwamnati ta zama mara ƙarfi, ba mai ƙarfi ba.
4. Wannan zagi ne kawai ko akwai ma'ana ta gaske?
Yana da kwatance mai kaifi amma ma'anar tana da mahimmanci: yana nuna yadda shugaba zai iya amfani da tsoro da wasan kwaikwayo don riƙe mulki yayin da yake watsi da ainihin buƙatun ƙasar.
Tambayoyi na Matakin Ci Gaba
5. Ta yaya wannan wasan kwaikwayo yake amfanar Trump a siyasance?
Yana sa mabiyansa su kasance masu himma da fushi, yana raba hankali daga badakala ko gazawar manufofi, kuma yana nuna shi a matsayin mai ƙarfi da ke yaƙi da tsarin lalacewa. Hargitsi ya zama alamarsa.
6. Wane sarkin Roma na tarihi ne Donegan ta fi yiwuwa tana nufi?
Wataƙila tana nufin sarakuna kamar Caligula ko Nero, waɗanda aka san su da halaye marasa tsari, tashin hankali na jama'a mai tsada, da nisantar Majalisar Dattawa. Hare-haren Trump kan "jihar zurfafa" sun yi kama da rashin amincewarsu da tsarin mulki na gargajiya.
7. Menene sakamakon gaske na wannan salon sarki?
Yana daidaita tashin hankali na siyasa, yana lalata amana ga zaɓe da kotuna, kuma yana sa gwamnati ta yi wahala ta yi aiki. Misali, matsin lamba da ya yi kan jami'ai don soke zaɓen 2020 ya haifar da barazana ga ma'aikatan zaɓe.
8. Ta yaya wannan ya bambanta da shugabannin da suka gabata da suka yi amfani da maganganu masu tsauri ko faretin soja?
Shugabannin da suka gabata sun yi amfani da wasan kwaikwayo don haɗin kai ko kishin ƙasa (misali, Reagan's "Morning in America").
