Babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa game da ni – kuma babu sha'awa a gare ni': yadda sabon tarihin rayuwar Larry David ya kusan rashin faruwa

Babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa game da ni – kuma babu sha'awa a gare ni': yadda sabon tarihin rayuwar Larry David ya kusan rashin faruwa
Sarkin Maras Komai: Yadda Larry David Ya Samu Rayuwa na iya zama littafin tarihin rayuwa da aka fi son yarda da shi da aka taɓa rubutawa. Labarin yadda marubuci Blake J. Harris ya shawo kan gwarzon barkwanci ya "jure" shi ya fara, daga duk wurare, a Fox News. Shekarar 2020 ce, kuma littafin Harris na biyu, Tarihin Gaba: Oculus, Facebook, da Juyin Juya Halin Da Ya Mamaye Haƙiƙanin Kama-da-Wane, an buga shi shekarar da ta gabata. Palmer Luckey, wanda ya kafa Oculus, an "kore shi saboda kasancewarsa mai goyon bayan Trump," kuma Harris, wanda ba ya goyon bayan Trump ko kaɗan, ya ba da labarin gaskiya kawai. Da yake magana ta waya daga gidansa a Colorado, ya bayyana: "Littafina ya yi nasara saboda na kasance a cikin kafofin watsa labarai na dama—suna son sa ni a ciki. Ni ne ɗan jaridar mai sassaucin ra'ayi da ya fallasa gaskiya game da yadda aka yi wa masu ra'ayin mazan jiya a Silicon Valley." Glenn Beck yana ɗaya daga cikin masu sharhi na dama da yawa da suka ba Harris dandalin talabijin wanda ya taimaka wa littafinsa ya yi nasara. Har ma ya tambayi ko marubucin zai yi la'akari da rubuta tarihin rayuwarsa. Harris ya ƙi cikin ladabi amma ya fara tunanin ko akwai wani mutum mai suna a bainar jama'a da zai so ya shafe shekaru na rayuwarsa yana bincike da rubutu game da shi. Wata rana, yayin da yake wanka, ya fara tunanin yadda Seinfeld da Curb Your Enthusiasm suka tsara ma'anar barkwancinsa, shekarunsa na girma, dukan ra'ayinsa na duniya. Harris ya sami haske—zai rubuta game da mutumin da ke bayansu, Larry David. Harris ya rubuta dogon labari ga ESPN don bikin ƙarshen The League na 2015, wani shirin barkwanci da Jeff Schaffer ya rubuta kuma ya ba da umarni. Schaffer marubucin Seinfeld ne wanda zai zama babban abokin aikin David yayin da Curb Your Enthusiasm ke ci gaba. Schaffer ya ji daɗin shawarar Harris saboda yana jin ya kamata a sami tarihin rayuwar malaminsa, wanda za a iya cewa shi ne marubucin barkwanci mafi muhimmanci a tarihin talabijin na Amurka. Ya kuma san cewa maigidansa zai yi jinkiri, ganin cewa David shine mutumin da marubucin barkwanci Alan Zweibel ya taɓa kwatanta da "mutum ɗaya tilo da na sani wanda ke da nadamar saye kafin ya sayi wani abu." Imel sun yi ta yawo a watan Agustan 2020, inda mai yiwuwa batun ya gaya wa mai yiwuwa marubucin cewa wannan mummunan ra'ayi ne. A cikin ɗaya, wanda aka sake bugawa a cikin gabatarwar Sarkin Maras Komai, ma'anar da ke ƙasa a bayyane take—kame sha'awarka: "Akwai hanyoyi mafi kyau da za ka kashe lokacinka. Babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa game da ni kuma babu sha'awa a gare ni. Wannan ba tawali'u ba ne. Gaskiya ce. To me ya sa littafin? Iyayena sun mutu, don haka yanzu sai 'ya'yana da matata kawai su karanta shi. Ba na tsammanin littattafai uku za su shiga jerin masu siyar da su fiye da kowa. Tabbas akwai batutuwa mafi kyau da za su yi maraba da tarihin rayuwa." Harris bai karaya ba. Ya nemi abokan David kuma ya bayyana wa gwarzonsa cewa wannan ba zai zama tarihin rayuwa na al'ada ba, amma David a matsayin "jarumin cikin labarin gungu." Daga ƙarshe, don faranta wa abokansa rai ta hanyar da wanda ya maye gurbinsa a Curb Your Enthusiasm ba kasafai zai yi ba, David ya aika wa Harris imel mai kalmomi biyar: "Ya Yesu. Idan dole ne." Lokacin da aka gabatar da Harris ga gwarzonsa, yana da abin da ya ɗauka ɗaya daga cikin manyan ra'ayoyin rayuwarsa: dabarar da George Costanza (ɗan wasan Seinfeld mai makirci wanda aka tsara bisa David) zai iya yin alfahari da ita. Ya yanke shawarar mai da hankali kan abin da suka haɗa: "Na gaske na so in yi kyakkyawan tasiri tare da Larry kuma in nuna masa ni mutum ne da zai iya yin hira da shi kawai… Ni ba ɗan jarida na al'ada ba ne wanda zai sa rayuwarsa ta yi wahala… Don haka, na ba da shawara ga wannan tattaunawar farko… batun da kawai nake so in yi magana akai shine New York Yankees." (David mai sha'awa ne na tsawon rayuwarsa.) Nisantar aikin a wannan tattaunawar farko ya tabbatar da cewa ya kasance mataki mai ban sha'awa, ko da shekaru shida bayan haka David ya gaya wa Harris, "Na yarda in yi littafin, amma nan da nan na yi nadama." Waɗannan nadamun nasa ne kaɗai: abin da ya fara a matsayin tattaunawa game da ƙwallon baseball ya zama littafi mai shafuka 576 wanda ke ɗaukar ruhun babban mai barkwanci ta hanyoyin da ke nuna Harris ya fahimci dabarun David sosai har wannan shine mafi kusancin da za mu samu ga tarihin rayuwar Larry David. Ɗauki labarin haihuwar David, wanda ke karantawa a matsayin babbar girmamawa ga marigayi Richard Lewis, babban abokinsa kuma abokin aikinsa: "A ranar 29 ga Yuni 1947, a asibitin Yahudawa na Brooklyn, an kawo wani ƙaramin yaro mai ban mamaki cikin duniya. Wannan yaron – wanda zai nuna cewa ya kasance na musamman ta hanyoyi da yawa – zai zama ɗaya daga cikin mafi tasiri masu barkwanci na zamaninsa ya zuwa shekaru talatin. Bayan kwana uku, a wannan asibitin, an haifi wani ƙaramin yaro. Sunan wannan yaron Larry David ne." Marubucin ya yi magana da abokai, dangi, abokan aiki da maƙwabta yayin da ya yi ƙoƙarin bin diddigin tafiya da ta fara a Brooklyn, ta ƙunshi shekaru na gwagwarmaya a fagen wasan barkwanci kuma daga ƙarshe za ta samar da biyu daga cikin manyan wasannin barkwanci na talabijin a tarihin kafofin watsa labarai. Mutane kaɗan ne suka sami damar samar da aikin irin wannan inganci sau ɗaya; yin shi sau biyu kusan ba a taɓa gani ba. Littafin yana da ban sha'awa musamman lokacin da yake magana game da shekarun David na ƙarancin kuɗi (lokacin da ya miƙe har zuwa farkon shekarunsa na 40). Yana bayyana yadda ya sami kansa yana zaɓar wurare masu yuwuwa a titi don lokacin da ba makawa zai zama maras gida, duk da cewa takwarorinsa suna kallonsa a matsayin "mai barkwancin masu barkwanci." Baiwar sa ba ta taɓa yin shakku ba, sai dai yanayinsa. Harris ya ƙware wajen zana kamanceceniya tsakanin fasaha da rayuwa, kamar yadda Seinfeld da Curb suka fi kyau lokacin da suke haɗa gaskiya da tatsuniya. Mun koyi game da gwarzonsa yana dariya ba tare da kamewa ba a wani wasan piano lokacin da ya fuskanci na'urar Pez, ya bar aikinsa a Saturday Night Live cikin fushi a ranar Juma'a kawai ya koma ranar Litinin mai zuwa kamar babu abin da ya faru, da kuma shiga gasar al'aura. Duk wannan zai zama abu a cikin shekarun Seinfeld: Jerry ya lalata wasan piano na budurwar George ta hanyar sa Elaine ta yi dariya da Pez; George ya yi ihu ga maigidansa kuma ya fice, sannan ya yi kamar babu abin da ya faru lokacin da ya fahimci abubuwan da suka shafi kuɗi; kuma The Contest, inda manyan 'yan wasa huɗu suka yi caca don sanin wanda zai iya jurewa mafi tsawo ba tare da yin al'aura ba, ya ba David Emmy. A 2009, The Contest ya kasance Na 1 a cikin Manyan Shirye-shirye 100 na TV Guide na Duk Lokaci. Hakika, kowace ƙwarewar rayuwa mai ban dariya a waɗannan shekarun farko za ta sami hanyarta cikin wani shirin barkwanci na David. Gaggawar rubutu da saninmu game da girman da ke zuwa suna tabbatar da tarihin rayuwar Harris yana tafiya kamar labarin ban tsoro, amma wanda, maimakon ya nufi wurin laifi, yana kaiwa ga wasu daga cikin mafi girman fasaha na ƙarni da ya gabata. Harris ya tabbatar wa David, wanda ke tsoron ya zama mai girman kai, cewa "zai iya ɓoye a cikin tarihin rayuwarsa," saboda yana haɗa da tattaunawa da mutane ban da shi. Lokacin da ya ji Harris yana magana da abokai da abokan aiki, David ya roƙe shi kada ya "damu da su." Sarah Silverman ta kawar da tsoron marubucin tarihin rayuwa: "Wannan Larry ne sosai. Abin da bai gane ba shine irin farin cikin da yake mana mu yi magana da kai game da shi." Harris ya kwatanta batunsa a matsayin "sigar da aka tsara ta mai fasaha da dukanmu muke fata mu kasance," mutumin da ya fi damuwa da amincin fasaha fiye da samun kuɗi. A cikin 1980s, tun kafin shahara da arziki, Larry ya rubuta wasan kwaikwayo mai suna Prognosis: Negative. Manajarsa ta sayar da rubutun kuma ta yi farin ciki lokacin da ta sami babban kuɗi don sake rubutawa. A wani mataki da ba a taɓa gani ba, ɗan wasan barkwanci mai gwagwarmaya ya nemi a yi ciniki da kuɗin daga $35,000 zuwa $5,000 saboda yana tunanin kayan aikin suna da kyau kuma ba ya son yin manyan canje-canje. Ta hanyar tarihin rayuwar Harris, mun koyi cewa wannan gauraye mai ban mamaki na imani marar girgiza ga iyawarsa da ƙarancin darajar kai ya tsara aikin gwanin barkwanci. A lokacin wasan barkwancinsa, zai fara da wannan ɗan ƙaramin abu: "Kuna kama da masu sauraro masu kyau sosai yau da daddare. Ina mamakin, zan iya amfani da kalmar 'kai' da ku mutane? Domin ina jin kusanci sosai da ku. Kuna da matsala idan na shiga cikin kalmar 'kai'?" A cewar David da kansa, ba ta sami komai ba "kashi 60 zuwa 70% na lokaci." Lokacin da Seinfeld ya tambayi abokin aikinsa na gaba dalilin da ya ci gaba da fara da wani wasan barkwanci da ba ya aiki sau da yawa, amsar a bayyane take: "Ina tsammanin wannan abin dariya ne! Kuma idan wannan ba abin dariya ba ne, me ya sa nake yin wasan barkwanci? Menene amfanin?" A matsayin mai tawaye, ya ƙara: "Ka sani, Kaisar ya yi amfani da kalmar 'kai' ko da bayan Brutus ya soke shi." Don haka Seinfeld ya sami hangen nesa na farko na mutumin da ba zai tsorata da tsangwama daga waje ba. Harris ya yi godiya cewa David ya zaɓi kada ya tsoma baki cikin rubutunsa. Abubuwan da ya yi bayani a kai kawai shine ya nemi a rage sassan da ya bayyana "mai kirki sosai," musamman dangane da 'ya'yansa mata ("Wane uba ne ba ya son 'ya'yansa mata?"). Duk da haka, ya shaida wani furuci na David na musamman lokacin da aka gayyace shi ya bayyana a matsayin ɗan wasa na baya a ƙarshen Curb, labarin da yake jin daɗin ba da shi ta waya. Duba hoto a cikakken allo Larry David a cikin Curb Your Enthusiasm kakar ta tara. Hoto: HBO Harris da Ken David, babban ɗan'uwan Larry, suna zaune a wani tebur a baya yayin da Larry da Richard Lewis ke yin muhawara ba tare da shiri ba. An gaya wa ƙarin 'yan wasan biyu su yi motsin baki amma kada su yi magana da ƙarfi. Ɗan'uwan Larry, duk da haka, da alama bai sami sanarwar ba kuma ya fara ƙoƙarin yin magana game da wasanni da Harris da ƙarfi. Harris ya gaya mini: "A tsakiyar ɗaukar hoto, Larry ya juya ba tare da matsala ba daga ihu ga Richard Lewis zuwa ihu ga ɗan'uwansa yana gaya masa cewa ya kamata ya yi shiru kuma yana lalata ɗaukar hoton." Kamar yadda wata taken Curb ta farko ta bayyana: "Don kawai ya samu nasara, ba yana nufin ya samu kwanciyar hankali ba." David, da alama, ba zai taɓa daina ihu ba. Sarkin Maras Komai yana ɗaukar juyin halittar mai fasaha daidai—ko da mutumin ya ƙi canzawa. Sarkin Maras Komai: Yadda Larry David Ya Samu Rayuwa na Blake J Harris an buga shi ta HarperCollins (£22). Don tallafa wa Guardian, sayi kwafi a guardianbookshop.com. Ana iya amfani da kuɗin isarwa.

Tambayoyin da ake yawan yi
Tambayoyin da ake yawan yi Babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa game da ni kuma babu sha'awa a gare ni Yadda Sabon Tarihin Rayuwar Larry David Ya Kusan Rashin Faruwa

1 Menene wannan tarihin rayuwa game da shi
Littafi ne game da Larry David ɗan wasan barkwanci da ke bayan Seinfeld da Curb Your Enthusiasm Taken ya fito ne daga ra'ayin David na rainin kansa

2 Wanene ya rubuta shi
Ɗan jarida kuma marubuci Alan Light ne ya rubuta shi bisa tattaunawa mai yawa da David da mutanen da ke kewaye da shi

3 Me ya sa littafin ya kusan rashin faruwa
Larry David ya yi jinkirin ba da haɗin kai Bai yi tunanin rayuwarsa tana da ban sha'awa sosai ga tarihin rayuwa ba kuma yana shakkar cewa akwai wanda zai so ya karanta shi

4 Menene ma'anar taken
Zance ne da ke nuna ra'ayin David game da kansa ya ce babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa game da shi kuma babu sha'awar jama'a a gare shi wanda kasancewar littafin ya tabbatar da cewa ba haka ba ne

5 Shin Larry David ya ba da haɗin kai daga ƙarshe
Eh Bayan jinkiri na farko ya yarda ya ba da tattaunawa ko da yake ya kasance mai shakka game da aikin a duk tsawon lokaci

6 Me ya sa wani shahararren ɗan wasan barkwanci zai yi tunanin babu wanda ya damu da shi
Barkwancin David da kamanninsa na jama'a an gina su ne akan rainin kai da rashin jin daɗi Da'awarsa ta dace da halinsa na barkwanci ko da ba gaskiya ba ce a zahiri

7 Me masu karatu za su iya koya daga littafin
Yadda David ya haɓaka muryarsa ta barkwanci asalin Seinfeld da Curb Your Enthusiasm da yadda rayuwarsa ta gaske ta shiga cikin shirye-shiryensa

8 Shin littafin an ba da izini
Eh tarihin rayuwa ne da aka ba da izini ma'ana David ya shiga ko da yake cikin jinkiri

9 Wanene zai ji daɗin wannan littafin
Masu son Seinfeld Curb Your Enthusiasm rubutun barkwanci da labarun bayan fage game da yadda shahararrun shirye-shirye ke faruwa

10 Menene babban abin da za a ɗauka
Ko da mutanen da suka ƙi rayuwarsu a matsayin maras ban sha'awa na iya samun labarun da suka cancanci faɗa kuma shakkar kai ba ta hana nasara ba

11 Wace shawara mai amfani wannan labarin ke bayarwa
Kada ka ɗauka cewa rayuwarka ko aikinka bai cancanci rabawa ba Wasu mutane sukan ga daraja a cikin abin da kake ɗauka a banza

12 Menene kuskuren fahimta na gama gari game da littafin
Cewa shi bayyanar sirri ne mai fallasa Ya fi zama hoton tsarin ƙirƙira da halin ɗan wasan barkwanci fiye da tarihin rayuwa mai cike da abin kunya